GitBlame-Roulette
The Idea: A git commit wrapper that replaces 'fixed bug' with plausible corporate excuses blaming cosmic rays
The Idea
A CLI git hook that intercepts commits and generates enterprise excuse strings like: [ci skip] refactor: neutralize transient asynchronous timing variance caused by regional atmospheric pressure drops.
Current Status
Half-Baked. Started as a quick bash script that worked fine. Then decided to rewrite it in Rust, got trapped fighting borrow lifetimes for 3 weeks, and abandoned the repo.